Since far too much media coverage has been devoted this week to the so-called 'Deflategate' controversy, a few Patriots fans have come forward to take responsibility in advance of Sunday's Super Bowl game.
Demand the perpetrators: "Now leave Tom Brady alone. Tom Brady had nothing to do with this because he's too busy, being awesome…And those lips. Amen. Those lips. It wasn't Brady, unless he deflated those footballs with his piercing blue eyes."
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