Foil: it both protects your food from spoilage and your brain from indoctrination by the Illuminati. Just ask Weird Al Yankovic as he performs his tin-foil hat trick follow-up to the pedantic "Word Crimes" and star-studded "Tacky" with "Foil", a spoof on Lorde's "Royals".
The lesson in aluminum use begins AFTER THE JUMP…
