THE BLOG IS MINE

Now that I have driven Andy out of town, I preside over his entire cyber universe. And you’re all going to pay. Literally. Now is the time to announce that under my rule, towleroad will become a “members only” blog with rates starting at $625.00 a visit ($850.00 a visit if you want to see the dirty pictures.) In all seriousness, I would like to thank Andy for asking me to take over his blog while he travels. Andy is a dear friend of mine, and while he has never made a secret of his sexuality, there’s another secret that he has kept for entirely too long. That’s right, folks. Andy Towle is a shapeshifter. Was anyone else wondering why there are so many photos of an adorable boxer on this site? That’s the form Andy takes when he is not behind the keyboard. So for you all of you blog readers who hopped the first Cape Air flight to Provincetown, hoping to catch a glimpse of the elusive Mr. Towle, be on the lookout for a four legged brown skinned boxer who goes by the alias of “Lucas” and has a serious case of seperation anxiety.